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Dude, I'm Totally Baked

Oops. I forgot about the potatoes in the pantry. Again.

The Most Interesting Photo Shoot in the World

I had the great honor and pleasure of shooting wedding announcement photos for my brother, Kip and his fiancé, Corey. They had some very specific plans. I gotta say, best idea ever. These photos speak volumes about Kip and Corey. (And these are the ones that didn't even make the cut.) They had the last picture made into stickers to seal their save-the-date envelopes.

I'm just slightly concerned that Kip may actually believe that this is what marriage is really like.

Game Room

I think this accurately describes the real driver behind the success of Apple's iPhone and iPad.

Chuck & Beans

This is smart and funny on so many levels...

Thanks for the laugh, Doug.

I Don't Remember the Lyrics That Way...

Amelia's favorite song in the whole world is Beat It by Michael Jackson. This is an audio clip of her singing it. Not surprisingly (since it's Amelia) this is NSFW.

Much Better!

2012 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. But throw in Yakity Sax and it's pure gold.

Terror Alert

One of Jameson's absolute favorite imagination games to play is "secret agent." At any given moment, Agent J will be running around fully immersed in an imaginary world of covert operations, high tech spy gear and a never ending army of "bad guys."

Tonight Jameson was playing out one of these elaborate scenarios. We had just finished Christmas Eve dinner with a big group of family and friends, many of whom were not fully aware of Jameson's vivid imagination. We were enjoying dessert and wine when Agent J burst into the room with an important announcement.

"Everyone watch out! I dropped a bomb in the bathroom!"

We're Not Pregnant!

We're not pregnant. But the next time we are, we're getting pregnancy photos taken. Specifically this pose. And we're sending it to everyone we know.

"I think we should give the 8x10 to your mother."

Thank you to Rebecca at Unexplained x2 for bringing this collection of Awkward Family Photos to my attention. You have to check out the whole thing.

How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall?

As any parent knows, it's so hard to catch on film* those cute, innocent, funny, quirky things your kids do. Well, I got lucky this time. Bonus: Truman dancing at the 1:02 mark.



*Is "caught on film" still part of our lexicon? The "film" part certainly isn't accurate these days.

Late Night Wars

Hitler isn't happy. (I never get tired of these videos.)

Big Fat Goalie!

My cousin Doug tipped me off to this one. Brilliant!

Birds of War

Next year's Halloween costume will be brought to you by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Birds of War!

Firelight

If, like me, you can't get enough of the lip biting and eyebrow scrunching known as the Twilight Saga, then you'll love this SNL sketch.

Video Harmony?

I almost forgot that there was a precursor to internet dating. Are the current internet dating profiles an improvement, though? These videos seem more personal. Or at least a better way to find out if someone is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. (Or if they're a creepy Cleveland Browns fan.)

Pilfered from The Projectivist.

Local Ads Coming to DirecTV in 2011

Local Ads Coming to DirecTV in 2011

This is great news. Low budget local ads rock!

Man Babies

OK, I finally created a ManBabies picture. I know, high priority, right? This site is so random, yet so funny. It's either an incredibly stupid idea or it's pure genius. I haven't decided which yet, but in the meantime I'm wasting plenty of time scrolling through these freakish pictures.

That's What She Said

Is there anything more sophisticated and witty than "that's what she said" jokes? Me thinks not. Luckily for all of you, I just stumbled across a list of "that's what she said" statements made on that eventful November day when Curt, Emily and I helped Kip move into his new downtown digs. Apparently, furniture moving is the perfect stage for this type of joke. Given the exhaustion and near delirium that set in on moving day, these seemed exceptionally funny at the time and worthy of a list. Like giggling in church, once it started, it was impossible to stop. Only the real, heat of the moment, genuine statements are included in this list. Anything that remotely felt like a setup was quickly voted out by the group. There were probably dozens more, but I didn't start keeping track until later in the day. By the way, amateur furniture moving becomes exponentially less productive once uncontrollable laughter sets in.

That's What She Said...
Why's your thing so dark?
Two is too many.
Do you want me in the middle or should I help Curt?
I'm not getting down there.
I need two more inches.
It's a two hander.
My end is high enough.
This one's more rigid.
Can you reach around and plug it in?
Now you get to smell the real me.

Obama Bumper Sticker

Movie Star

When I was around seven years old, my cousin Doug offered me a starring role in a high school film project of his. My younger sister was the female lead. The movie is titled "Escape" and is just one of many of Doug's displays of creativity over the years. I don't even know how many times I've seen this film, but it always makes me smile. And the thing I remember most about the whole experience? How INCREDIBLY difficult and frustrating it is to make a movie with a snot nosed five and seven year old brother-sister duo that haven't a single notion of what acting is. (Doug, your patience must have been incredible.)

Anyway, here's the film. Unfortunately I couldn't locate the soundtrack. Must have been lost in some tragic studio fire or something. As you can see in the film, my children's large heads were clearly inherited from me.

Thank you Doug for such an interesting childhood memory.