Why Thank You...

Actual conversation:

Me: "Hey, what's up, buddy?"
Jameson: "I brought you a gummy." [gummy = fruit snack]
Me: "Thanks, that was nice of you."
Jameson: "Wait. Let me get all the hairs off of it."

It was delicious.

All Figured Out

I printed a bunch of random photos, cut out the heads, and let Jameson glue them on blank paper and draw bodies for the heads. (I don't know... it sounded like fun.)

Here is a picture of my mom and dad.



His explanation of the drawing:

"That's Grandpa washing dishes. And that's Grandma. Telling Grandpa to wash more dishes."

Score One for Grandma

This morning at breakfast:

Jameson: "Dad, these pancakes you made are DELICIOUS! ...But... They're not the most delicious pancakes in the world."
Me: "Oh really. Who makes better pancakes?"
Jameson: "Grandma."

Where I Fit in the Sex Food Chain

Actual conversation in bed:

Me: "Are we about to have sex?"
Pregnant Woman: "I'm eating crackers."

I have a place. And I was officially put in it.

(And they were saltines.)

[sigh]