Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts

Jul 27, 2012

What Did the Toothpaste Ever Do to You?!

The tube on the bottom is mine.
The tube on the top belongs to a certain someone with whom I share a bathroom.

I've been known to be a little obsessive compulsive every now and again. When it comes to dispensing toothpaste, for example, I'm a flatten from the bottom kind of guy. I don't go so far as to roll the bottom and I'm not tormented by a desire to obtain every last drop of paste before disposing of the tube. But I do appreciate a little neatness when it comes to my oral hygiene products. On the other hand, watching someone's Johnny Benchian manhandling of a tube of toothpaste ranks on the agitation list right behind folding a map incorrectly and right above leaving empty toilet paper rolls on the holder.

So, quick survey in the comments: Are you a soulless gorilla-fister or an irreproachable flattener? (And do you live with someone who is the opposite?)

Feb 11, 2011

Time Is of the Essence

Every married couple with children should own clothing like this. Sometimes you simply can't waste precious seconds fumbling with straps, snaps and other roadblocks.

The Clap-Off Bra from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo.