I got talked into taking everyone to breakfast at First Watch. By myself. Jameson was oh so polite and non-demanding in his request so how could I say no? I've taken the clan many places by myself before, but out to a restaurant is a first. Pray for me. I'll update later. If I haven't been arrested for child abuse.
Update: Breakfast went surprisingly well. No major issues and everyone was pretty well behaved. The look on the staffs' faces when we sauntered in was worth the challenge. I won't be making this a regular habit (it's a lot of effort to keep three toddlers eating and entertained), but it is good to know that it can be done. The kids even got a few compliments on the way out.