Secrets of a Stay at Home Dad

So how does a stay at home dad with three year old multiples stay on top of things? With child labor, that's how. If they can pick up a sponge, there is no reason not to put their mess making little keisters to work. It's a win-win situation: they get their character built and I get a clean house while I'm checking Facebook.

Kids crave structure and responsibility and household chores provide both. There's a sense of accomplishment that comes from a floor off which you can eat. And believe me, if anyone knows about eating off of floors, it's my kids.

Don't worry, it's not like this is slave labor. I pay my kids a lucrative salary of Goldfish crackers with an annual performance bonus of Dum-Dum Pops.