Jan 13, 2012

Friendly Neighborhood Housecleaning Man

Even Spider-Man has chores.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does whatever a spider can
Vacuums cobwebs, any size,
Washes windows, sucks up flies.
Look Out!
Here cleans the Spider-Man.

Is he thorough?
Listen bud,
He's got cleaning in his blood.
Can he make up his own bed?
Take a look at that bedspread.
Hey, there
There cleans the Spider-Man.

In the chill of night
At the scene of some grime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Sloth and leisure
He's ingnored
Hypoallergenic is his reward.

To him, life is a great big clean up
Whenever there's a mess up
You'll find the Spider-Man.