My kids never shut up. Ever. They even talk in their sleep. They talk so much that every now and then they say something that I think is noteworthy, funny or strange (or all of the above). I love their little quirks and comments, so I try to capture some it with Facebook updates via my phone throughout the day. Here is a sample of what I've been collecting.
Jameson: "I'm hungry all the time because I'm going through a growth spurg."
Observing Darwin's Hulk toothbrush...
Truman: "He's big."
"And he's strong."
"And he has broken pants."
Amelia: "Next week I'm going to be a boy.
Me: "No, you can't be a boy."
Amelia: "When I'm five?"
Truman: "I can smell things.
James: "Oh yeah? Like what?
Truman: "I can smell you."
James: "What do I smell like?
Me: "Psst, Truman. Are you still awake?"
Me: "Oh. Are you asleep?"