So what do you do when school is cancelled for a "snow day" when you don't actually have any snow to enjoy? You make fake mustaches, of course!
Is it any wonder that the "State Trooper 'Stache" was Amelia's choice?
Why are snow days such a big deal anyway? They're not really any different than a Saturday or Sunday, yet for some reason they feel special. It's almost like you must do something of consequence lest you disparage the almighty Snow Day. Well, great Snow Day, you've done your damnedest and in return we offer you fake mustaches.