Jul 26, 2010

With or Without Beans?

Jell-o? Sure.
Pudding? OK.
Baby oil? Of course.

But chili? Really? Who came up with this one? Was there a sale at Sam's club? Is it the Texas or Cincinnati variety?

This is why North Dixie is one of the most interesting roads in America. If you're ever in Dayton it's a must visit. Though "visiting" with one of the local working girls is purely optional. (If you do, the souvenir you bring home will likely require the application of some special ointment later.)

I wonder if at an event like this it's customary to place saltines in the girls' g-strings? Maybe I'll have to go and find out...


Charity Donovan said...

Don't forget your ice-cold glass of milk!

Anonymous said...

I'll take a three-way...

Zing! I'll be here all night, folks.