We shamelessly signed up Darwin in what is technically his first road race. It's actually the annual Diaper Derby held at a local grocery store. It's really not much of a race. It's more of a mess of cuteness with dozens of clueless babies doing their best to not cross the finish line in the most adorable fashion possible. I pretty much just considered it the perfect opportunity to put Darwin in a headband.
Darwin took his Cheerio carbo-loading a little too seriously and was in a food coma by race time.
The look of disgust as Darwin ponders what his parents will be like when he actually begins to compete in sports.