beer holsters. With freakin' leg straps. Actually, get me two -- one for each leg. However, if you insist on getting me something on the more sensible and practical side (Mom) I could always go for a magnetic wristband -- the perfect companion for hanging new blinds on all your windows. And while the last time I actually needed to wear cufflinks was at my own wedding, if I did indeed need to sport some again, I think I would go with something out of this collection. With a pair of locket cufflinks I'd have just enough photo spots for each of my four kids.
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