Oct 1, 2009

Mexican Karate MILF

Happy birthday, Julie. How does it feel to be 24? (And have four kids?) You're wiser, more beautiful and smart assier than ever. Each year you further reaffirm that getting you to marry me was one of the single greatest upsets in the history of mankind. To honor the passing of another year I present a sampling of your refinement to the readers of this blog (and anyone who does a Google search for "Mexican karate MILF").

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Happy Birthday!

(Don't hurt me.)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Julie, why are you kicking that black belt in the nuts?

James, how are you still able to have kids?

-kip

Anonymous said...

Oh by the way, I googled "mexican karate MILF" and you blog is NOT the first website that is listed.

-kip

Trike said...

Will James survive the night? Tune in tomorrow to find out!

After the break, we find out why Kip thinks men have their testes on their left hip.

James said...

Still alive (and able to procreate), but somewhat afraid to close my eyes.

Check Google again, Kip.

Chatter said...

Happy Birthday Hoolie!!

Jay Ferris said...

Whatever you do, if she innocently asks you to put a board down the front of your pants later tonight, DO NOT DO IT!

pity said...

Happy Birthday Julie!!!

Cheryle said...

She knows where you sleep, and she knows where the knives are kept...