This is a photo of the drink specials menu at the bar in one of our local movie theaters.
I have two beefs with this.
1) The "Captain Kirk" is actually a Long Island Iced Tea. They didn't change a single ingredient. How flippin' unoriginal. If you're going to have movie themed drink specials, at least have the marbles to come up with some new or unique drinks. Show some initiative, dammit.
2) I'm no Trekkie, but would Captain Kirk's drink of choice be a Long Island Iced Tea? Wouldn't that be like Bond walking up to the bar and ordering an Appletini? Lame-o.