Mar 20, 2009

Where I Fit in the Sex Food Chain

Actual conversation in bed:

Me: "Are we about to have sex?"
Pregnant Woman: "I'm eating crackers."

I have a place. And I was officially put in it.

(And they were saltines.)



Jim said...


Andrea said...

Okay, i'm definitely using your line on my boyfriend...while he's playing video games. that's a much better way to go about it I think rather than...when is your guy going to die? are you done yet? how many more levels do you have? did your team win/lose yet? it's been 4 have you not completed this mission yet on Halo 3???

Mander said...

I have always wanted to regurgitate my food while reading a blog.
Using mouthwash as we speak.

Chatter said...

Don't you know you aren't supposed to talk about sex to family members.

James said...

Andrea - Hey, whatever works.

Mander - Where did you think all these babies were coming from?

Chatter - If THAT'S not the pot calling the kettle black, then I don't know what is!

Hannah said...

Well you can tell that you're married if your asking if you are about to have sex. I'm filled with a little bit of disgust and a lot of pity right now.

Chatter said...

I was referring to your siblings. We are 2 married people with 3 kids, under 3 (in your case nearly 4). How would it not get brought up?