Lost in the shuffle of Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanzaa, New Year's and Mel Gibson's birthday is...
The Celebration of the Birth of James!
That's right, suckas, it's my birthday today.
I'm sure I'll have some pearls of wisdom to share later this evening after I've had a few Miller High Lifes. In the meantime, I'll be enjoying my birthday breakfast of Cream of Wheat and getting ready for my Laser Tag birthday party. Yeah, that's right. Laser Tag.
May all your birthdays be as sweet as mine!