OK, I'll finally put Chandra (and you dear readers) out of your misery and post something new. I was wondering how long it was going to take Chandra to post a comment, which she finally has, so now I have closure.
But before I go, here's a picture of my cousin Doug after getting the feminine treatment on the transformer website. I think he looks like the Mafia thug arm of N.O.W. Apparently it will take more than a fancy-schmancy computer program to turn Doug into Dougwina. (Thanks, Caroline, for the material!)