away.) It's like being in the Matrix.
I've also discovered that if I lie perpendicular across my bed, I can
put my feet flat against one wall and my hands flat against the
I don't recommend this hotel for anyone remotely clausterphobic.
In response to all of you commenters out there...
As long as I don't see any short and curlies on the bed, I'm not
I did lick my shoe, but it was at a keg party, not a bar. (Though we
might have been at one earlier.) I survived, didn't I?
Yes, my hotel room may very well be half the size of my freshman year
And, I thought my legs looked pretty tan.